Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Favorite Seinfeld expressions:

George:
"Lets give credit where credit is due!
I am Costanza! Lord of the idiots!..."

Elaine:
"Let's face it Jerry...
It's 3:30 in the morning...
I'm at a cock fight...
What do I have to cling too?"

Kramer: "giddy-up!!!!"

Jerry:
Jerry: I don't understand...I made a reservation...do you have my reservation?
clerk: yes we do...unfortunately, we ran out of cars...
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here...that's why you have the reservation.
clerk: I know why we have reservations!
Jerry: I don't think you do!...if you did...I'd have a car...
...see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation...
and that's really the most important part of the reservation...the holding...
...anybody can just take reservations!!!